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Ailish. 16. Typical teenager. Follow me! ~ask me weird questions~


in 2008 i used to be in love w shia labeouf and i made a myspace pretending to be him and i had over 10,000 friends and i got over 1000 messages a day & ppl actually believed i was shia labeouf and i actually got verified as him for some reason so i was the official shia labeouf myspace but i was in fact a 12 yr old canadian kid 

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anyone have that one friend you REALLY wanna fuck but you’re never gonna say anything about it

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do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

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"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"


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hey remember that law i forget exactly how it goes but its something along the lines of ‘if you murder someone you go to jail’ whatever happened to that? is that still a thing

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Straight haired person:Just comb it!
Curly haired person:
boy:we even finish each other's s-
girl:steve buscemi


when parents tell you to do something and then while you are doing that theY TELL YOU TO DO SOMETHING ELSE LIKE UM HOW DO YOU DO TWO FUCKING THINGS AT ONCE

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  1. James Dean on the streets

  2. James Deen in the sheets

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first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

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What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way

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i hate when people r like “do you like them? oooh you’re blushing you do!!!” like, no you cold corndog im fucking blushing bc you’re embarrassing me and making me uncomfortable

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